Some Pearls for EMS/ER to live by...

Credit for this goes to Thom Dick as publised in his JEMS article...

Following is a list of 30 Pearls for EMS/ER practice.... 

1. People don’t change. 
2. Some of the most beautiful people in the world come wrapped in the plainest packages .
3. You can stir up as much trouble as you need to. Just make sure you do it only to make things better, your care is always top-notch and your certs are always up to date.
4. You may be a medical genius. But sometimes it’s your job to just take people to the hospital.
5. Never plan anything until after noon on the day after a 24-hour shift.
6. People make stuff up, sometimes.
7. This is medicine we’re doing here.
8. There are two kinds of leaders in EMS: good ones, and those who spend just enough time in the field to realize they hate it—then presume that qualifies them to lead those who don’t.
9. It’s not enough to be nice. You have to be competent and nice. 
10. There’s a very good reason why you’ve never met a dual-role surgeon. 
11. The genius who first presumed that one person could do two full-time jobs at once was an administrator who meant some other person.
12. Liars lie—that’s why we call ’em liars.
13. A whole lot of stuff is funnier than you think.
14. Paramedics/ER Nurses get lied to for a living. There’s only one thing dumber (sic) than lying to one, and that’s lying to a whole room full of them at once.
15. Anybody can be a former Paramedic/ER Nurse. All you have to do is quit.
16. Never do anything you know is stupid (especially if the person who tells you to do it is stupid).
17. You can break bad rules, especially if you’re funny.
18. Your life insurance company wants you to be in perfect health, because that means you can keep on paying premiums. They don’t care if you’re happy.
19. The concept of fear is not discussed in any EMS/Nursing text. That’s too bad, because fear is a component of all suffering.
20. What’s right is not always popular; what’s popular is not always right.
21. People who cut corners eventually find themselves running around in circles.
22. If most people were smart, we would be unemployed.
23. Be nice to people on your way up. You may meet them again on your way back down.
24. If the patient tells you they’re about to die, they’re probably right.
25. Nothing in the EMS/Nursing curriculum makes us judges.
26. We should probably listen about twice as much as we talk.
27. People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care.
28. If you’re tired of taking care of poor, old, dirty, naked sick people, take a rest. Do something else.
29. Your ambulance is a machine that can either earn you a living or kill you on any day of your career. It probably deserves your respect.
30. A partner who tells you not to worry about their driving because they "can handle it" most likely isn’t so sure. Maybe you’d better take the keys.